1. "Why do I have to do the dishes? I didn’t even eat!" (maybe just this meal - how about all the thousands of others you've eaten here over the last many years)
爲什麼要我洗碗？我壓根就沒吃飯！(父母吐槽：可能這頓沒吃，不過養你這麼大你吃了多少頓飯，碗都洗了麼？)
2. "Walk the dog? I’ve had a hard day at school can’t dad do it?"
遛狗？我今天在學校累了個半死，爲嘛爸爸不能去？
3. "Wadda ya mean I have to brush my teeth every day?" (this coming from a kid who has over 6 cavities and hates the dentist)
我爲什麼每天都要刷牙啊？(這句話出自一個有6顆蛀牙還討厭牙醫的小朋友之口)
4. "God mom, can you please stop talking? I heard you, I heard you, I heard you!" (meanwhile they rarely do what I asked)
老媽你能不能別說了？我都聽到了，聽到了！(父母吐槽：左耳進右耳出，我說的你從來不做)
5. "I hate you!" (ooh, this one really hurts)
我討厭你！(這句話還真傷人)
6. "You just don’t get it, you never do!"
反正你就是不懂，你根本不懂我！
7. "I promise." (kids do not know the meaning of this word - no way, no how)
我保證。(父母吐槽：孩子們是永遠不懂這個詞的含義，不管怎麼樣就是不懂)
8. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease mom? Pleeeeeeeeeease..." (enough said)
求你了媽媽？求你了求你了求你了~~(父母吐槽：夠了)
9. "I’m running away and never coming back!" (yeah, right! you promise?)
我要離家出走再也不回來了！(父母吐槽：好耶！你保證說到做到？)
