怪物史萊克精彩臺詞(一)
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
史萊克：快點撒一個謊!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
皮諾曹：我該說什麼?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.
驢子：說一些瘋狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的內-褲"。
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.
皮諾曹：嗯，好。我正穿着女人的內-褲。
Pinocchio: [silence]
皮諾曹：(沉默)
Shrek: Are you?
史萊克：你正穿着(女人的`內-褲)嗎?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
皮諾曹：我非常肯定沒有穿着(女人的內-褲)。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
皮諾曹：(鼻子變長)
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
驢子：這看起來就像你非常肯定穿着在。
Pinocchio: I am not.
皮諾曹：我沒有。
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
皮諾曹：(鼻子變長)
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
薑餅人：它是一個皮帶!
Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.
薑餅人：噢!它們是短褲!
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮諾曹：不是!
GIngy：Are too!
薑餅人：是的!
Pinocchio：Are not.
皮諾曹：不是.
Gingy：Are too!
薑餅人：是的!
怪物史萊克精彩臺詞(二)
Hold you know what that thing can do to you?
Yeah,it'll grind your bones for its bread.
yes,well,actually,that would be a giant.
Now,'re much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
No! They'll shave your liver
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
Actually,it's quite good on !Back,beast!
Back! I Warn ya! Right.
This is the part where you run away.
And stay out!
All one's full.
Take it away!
Move it along on!Get up! Next!
Give me that! Your flying days are over.
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
Sit down there! Keep quiet!
This cage is too small.
Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.
I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
Oh,shut ! next!
What have you got? This little wooden puppet.
I'm not a puppet.I'm a real shillings for the possessed toy.
Take it away. Father,please! Don't let them do this!
Help me! have you got?
Well,I've got a talking donkey.
,that's good for ten shillings,if you can prove it.
OH, go ahead,little fella.
Well?
OH, oh, he's 's just a little nervous.
He's really quite a ,you boneheaded dolt...
That's it. I've heard ds! No,no, he talks!
