小偷的話
打開你們的窗子吧
打開你們的板門吧
讓我進去，讓我進去
進到你們的小屋裏
我帶着貪婪的心靈
我帶着對金錢的慾望
我帶着手電筒和手套
我帶着滿心的竊喜
別醒來，別醒來
別從枕頭裏擡起頭來
不要睜開你的被睫毛蓋着的眼
不要讓你的親眼看見我的到來
一定讓你們那小小的木板房
打開它們的關閉了很久的門窗
讓我把錢，把首飾，把存摺
把你家所有值錢的東西帶到我的家中
不要說我沒文化沒教養啊
只是在語文課上學了這文章
覺得好玩就改了改
搬上來和各位共享~
不記得我在哪個坑裏說過的
我喜歡改詩 不喜歡寫詩
各位有未成形的'詩可以給我改改
只要不笑話我就行了……
只要我以後還記得這個吧……
只要我以後還記得這個坑……
2.
作爲一名警-察
抓不住一個小偷
是可悲的
可是，親愛的
誰能告訴我，是誰
偷走了我的友善
天真無邪的光陰
青春似的靈感以及
小溪似的光滑肌膚
青松似的挺拔精神
小草似的健康財富
礁石似的倔強秉性
金子似的信任眼睛
白雲似的輕鬆腳步
和眼淚悄然枯竭的
旅程
作爲一名老警-察
抓不住慣偷的
一絲蛛絲馬跡
是可恥的
3.
一個人在家
吃了飯喝了酒
停水了
等
聽說晚上不來水了
收拾東西下樓
到樓下了
擔心水龍頭沒關好
上樓來確認一下
到了樓上
拿鑰匙開門
捅了半天
鑰匙不能進去
難道鎖壞了
不信
繼續捅
還是不行
已滿頭大汗
心裏很火很急
再堅持
......
突然鎖有動靜了
但不是我弄的
裏面發出來的聲音
這是爲什麼
難道里面進人了
還真有人說話
還是女的
兩女的
來了兩小偷
嚇死了
雖然沒多少財產
但這麼短時間
家裏就進小偷
實在是恐怖
小偷在裏面說着
我仔細聽着
她們也在說小偷
奇怪
......
哦
難道是說我
恍然大悟
走錯門了
擡頭看門牌
509
以飛奔的速度
再爬一層樓
因爲
我住
609
心虛心慌
做了一回小偷
擴展閱讀：
非常經典有深度的電影英文臺詞
1.一個人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風景，聽陌生的歌，然後在某個不經意的瞬間，你會發現，原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是長生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃，想被愛的時候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當燈滅了，你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最後可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因爲你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情，要麼讓人成熟，要麼讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜，大多數人的愛情，都是負重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中，人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人，用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人，再用一天的時間去愛上一個人，到最後呢，卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後，你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富，它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨着年齡的增長，終於領悟到愛一個人，就算用一輩子的時間，還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人，體諒這個人，直到愛上爲止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當明天變成了今天成爲了昨天，最後成爲記憶裏不再重要的某一天，我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推着向前走，這不是靜止火車裏，與相鄰列車交錯時，彷彿自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事裏成了另一個自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬於自己的，不要放棄。已經失去的，留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持着距離，這樣纔會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人，充滿變數，我於是後退一步，靜靜的看着，直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那麼男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界，壞的愛情是你爲了一個人捨棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，應該一直留有一個地方，獨自留在那裏。然後去愛。不知道是什麼，不知道是誰，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠都沒有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰不曾爲那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以爲那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發現，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以爲愛的很深，很深，來日歲月，會讓你知道，它不過很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個世界上，只有真正快樂的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒有感性，就要理性;如果沒有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時間，一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
