我經常聽到這樣的話:“哎呀,給狗狗做個美容比我自己剪個頭髮洗個澡都貴”,那麼，下面，小編爲大家講講寵物美容比人美髮貴的18個理由，快來看看吧!
1. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body.
你的美髮師只修剪你的.頭髮，不會修剪你全身的毛!
2. You don't try to hump the hairdresser.
你不會試圖攻擊你的美髮師!
3. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt.
你的美髮師絕不會爲你洗屁屁!
4. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim".
你的美髮師不會爲你打理“那個”部位!
5. Drying your hair doesn't blow hair all around that gets on everything.
你的頭髮不會亂飛或者粘在身上!
7. You don't howl or bark while having all this done.
你不會在美髮時鬼哭狼嚎!
7. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes.
你的美髮師不會清理你的眼屎!
8. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears.
你的美髮師不會爲你清理你的耳朵!
9. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.
你的美髮師不會爲你洗澡!
10. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure.
你的美髮師不會爲你修腳趾甲!
11. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
你不會咬傷或撓傷你的美髮師!
12. You don't twiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser chair.
你在美髮時不會在椅子上試亂動、亂跳或逃離你的位置!
13. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands.
你的美髮師不會爲你擠肛門腺!
14. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your haircut.
你的美髮師不會在爲你做美髮時還清理你的大小便!
15. Your hairdresser doesn't remove fleas or ticks.
你的美髮師不會爲你清理身上的跳蚤!
16. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair.
你不會連續六週以上不梳、洗頭髮!
17. You don't try to bite the clippers, scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer.
你不會試圖去咬電推子、剪刀、梳子、指甲剪和電吹風!
18. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails.
你不需要三個人爲你剪指甲!
