愚人節是年少時最愛過的一個節日之一，捉弄，也可以是這一種另類的表白。這裏，小編爲大家送上一片紅有關愚人節的英語聽力，希望大家喜歡。
April first is a day on which, in some countries, people try to play tricks on each other. If one secceeds in tricking somebody, one laughs and says，“April Fool!” And then the person who has been tricked usually laughs，too.
On April first, a country bus was going along a road. Then it slowed down and stopped. The driver turned switches and pressed buttons, but nothing happened. Then he turned to the passengers with a worried look on his face and said, “This poor bus is getting old. It isn't going as well as it used to. There is only one thing to do if we want to get home today. I shall count three, and on the word 'three', I want you to lean forward suddenly as hard as you can. That should get the bus started again. But if it doesn't, I am afraid there is nothing else I can do.”
So all the passengers leaned back against seats and got ready for the driver's signal.
The driver began to count，“get ready，” he said. “One! Two! Three!". The passengers all swang forward at his last word——and the bus started again.
The passengers all laughed when the driver cried,“April fool!” So，the driver had played a big joke on everybody in the bus.
在有些國家，四月一日是人們開別人玩笑的'日子。要是某人成功地欺騙了他人，他就大笑着，“四月傻瓜!”被騙的人通常也哈哈大笑。
有一次的四月一日，一輛鄉村公共汽車正行進在路上，突然它放慢了速度，最後停了下來。駕駛員先是擺弄開關，接着又撳按按鈕，可車子卻沒有什麼反應。於是他臉帶愁容地轉過身來對乘客說，“這輛可憐的公共汽車老了，不如以前駕駛起來好。要是今天大家還想回家，看來只能做一件事了。我數一、二、三，當我數到三時，你們要盡力地突然俯身向前，那樣就會使車子再開動起來。但如果那樣還不行的話，我恐怕就沒有辦法可想了。”
因此，所有的乘客都仰靠到椅子背上，準備等候司機發信號。
於是，司機開始數，“準備”他說，“一、二、三!”聽到他數三，乘客們都將身子朝前擺動------公共汽車又開動了起來。
當司機大聲說“四月傻瓜!”時，全體乘客轟然大笑，原來司機對全車乘客開了一個大玩笑。
