對於孩子來說，小時候，跟父親有關的小笑話一定都不少。下面，向大家推薦兩篇孩子和父親的英文小笑話，希望大家喜歡。
Setting the Table
擺桌子
Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing.
小蘇珊是媽媽的好幫手。她在有客人來家裡就餐時幫忙擺桌子。現在一切準備就緒，客人走進，所有人都坐好了。媽媽突然發現缺了什麼。
"Susan," she said, "You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith's place."
“蘇珊。”她說道：“你忘了在史密斯先生那裡放刀叉了。”
"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Susan.
“我以為他不需要那些。”蘇珊解釋道。
"Daddy says he always eats like a horse!"
“爸爸說他總是吃得像馬一樣!”
孩子和父親的英文小笑話二Penny Trick
一便士的小把戲
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
某晚，在把三歲寶寶山米放到床上後，他的父母聽到啜泣聲從他的房間傳來。
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.
衝進屋內後，他們看見他正嚎啕大哭著。他成功告訴他們他吞下了一便士一定活不成了。說什麼都無濟於事。
His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.
他的父親，試圖讓他冷靜下來。他從口袋中掏出一便士，在山米的耳邊假裝要把它拿過來。山米很開心。
In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
山米以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴之將錢從父親手中奪過，吞下，然後高興的要求道：“再來一遍，爸爸!”
