一分鐘的有趣英語小故事推薦

如果有趣的一些英語小故事，能讓讀者在一分鐘左右能看完是非常好的。以下是小編爲大家整理了一分鐘左右的幾個有趣英語小故事，一起來看看吧!

The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”

服務員離開了，又很快回來了。“對不起，先生，我們的恐龍菜剛賣完。”

" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment."No dinosaur?"

“什麼?”顧客氣憤地說:“沒有恐龍?”

The waiter lowered his voice. "Well，we do have some left，“he whispered confidentially," it's not very fresh and I won't serve it!”

那服務員低聲地說:“我們的確還剩一些。”他顯得作常自信的樣子。“但恐龍肉有點兒不太鮮了，所以我們還是不給您上這道菜的好。”

A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

一個金髮外國人決定要去冰上釣魚。她拿上她的工具和釣魚竿去了冰上，並鑿出了一個大洞。然後聽見一個聲音說：

"冰～下～面～沒～有～魚!"

Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

這個外國人很疑惑，把她的工具挪動了100尺，再次坐下來，準備再鑿一個洞的時候。再一次地，有個聲音說：

"冰～下～面～沒～有～魚!"

Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

姑娘有點慌了，她將工具挪到最後這個點上，坐下來，拿起了她的螺絲鑽。再一次地，聲音響起：

“最～後～說～一～次!冰～下～面～沒～有～魚!”

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

她終於承受不住了，叫了出來，“是你嗎?神?”

"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

“不，我是這個曲棍球冰場的主人。”

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

兩個蘇格蘭修女剛剛坐船來到美國，其中一個修女對另外一個說，“我聽說這個國家的人們是吃狗肉的'。”

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

“真奇怪”，她的同伴回答道，“不過如果我們也生活在美國，我們可能會做一樣的事情啊。”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

這位年長修女認真地點了點頭，指向了一個熱狗攤，她們倆一同走了過去。

"Two dogs, please," said one.

“兩隻狗，謝謝。”一位說。

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

攤販主很開心，他把兩個熱狗都包了起來。兩位修女飛快地到一個長凳上坐下，打開了她們的“狗”。

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

年長的修女先打開了她的，然後，仔細地凝視了一會，向另外一位修女靠了過去，小心地耳語道“你拿到哪個部分了?”