演講稿具有觀點鮮明，內容具有鼓動性的特點。在現在的社會生活中，我們都可能會用到演講稿，相信許多人會覺得演講稿很難寫吧，以下是小編爲大家收集的中學英語幽默演講稿，歡迎閱讀與收藏。
A Boy with a Big Head "Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes." "Where is the shopping bag?" "I haven't got one-use your hat
大頭娃娃 一個小男孩向他母親哭訴道:“他們都取笑我,說我腦袋大。” “別聽他們的,”他母親安慰道,“你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。好啦,別哭了,去商店買十斤土豆來。” “購物袋在哪兒?” “沒購物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家裏。他媽媽問,“發生了什麼事?” “一個男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說。 “再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。 “他走到哪裏我都能認出他,”伊凡說。“他的'耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?” “我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你爲什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?” “她是個賣糖果的。”
