1. 生活是不公平的，要去適應它。
Life is not fair, get used to it.
2.世界並不會在意你的自尊。這世界指望你在自我感覺良好之前先要有所成就。
The world won"t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
3.剛畢業的你不會一年掙4萬美元，在你將此職位和汽車都掙到手以前，你不會成爲一個公司的副總裁，並擁有一部裝有電話的汽車。
You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won"t be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
4.你認爲你的教師嚴厲，等你在老闆手下幹活時再這樣想，老闆可不像教師那樣有任期限制的。
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn"t have tenure.
5.如果你陷入困境，那不是你父母的過錯，所以不要抱怨錯誤，要從中汲取教訓。
If you meup, it"s not your parents" fault, so don"t whine about our mistakes, learn from them.
6.在你出生之前，你的父母並非像他們現在這樣乏味。他們變成今天這個樣子，是因爲這些年來一直在爲你付帳單，給你洗衣服，聽你大談如何的酷。所以在對父母喋喋不休之前，還是先去打掃一下你自己的'屋子吧。
Before you were born, your parents weren"t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents" generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.
7.你的學校也許已經不再分優等生和劣等生，但生活卻仍在做出類似區分。某些學校已經廢除不及格分，只要你想找到正確答案，學校會給你無數次機會。這和現實生活中的任何事情沒有一點相似之處。
Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they"ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn"t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
8.生活不分學期，你並沒有暑假可以休息，也沒有幾位僱主樂於幫助你發現自我。自己找時間做吧。
Life is not divided into semesters. You don"t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
9.電視不是真實的生活。現實生活中，人們實際上得離開咖啡屋去幹自己的工作。
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go work
