雷人的話

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雷人的話

不要叫我宅女,請叫我居里夫人。

邇說:在一起,可以。但是我必須要接受邇的花心。

感情是場騙局,我頂多算個臥底。

工資降了叫負增長,還是增長;女奸男叫被強女幹,還是強女幹。

古人講:三思而後行;現代人講究:34而後D。

就算我再錯的離譜,也輪不到旁人來評論。

明騷易躲,暗賤難防。

那種心痛的感覺,過了這麼長時間,還是沒法很淡然的釋懷。

你到底喜歡我什麼,我改還不成嗎?

你喜歡我這件事,我允許了。

你有什麼不開心的事?說出來讓大家開心一下。

唸了十幾年書,想起來還是幼兒園比較好混。

他死,我記得。他生,我心動到惶然。

我當年也是個癡情的種子,結果下了場雨……淹死了。

我的願望:每天喝到自然醉,每天睡到自然醒。

我何時能瀟灑的哭泣,即使那樣還是那麼的美。

我們要向前看,不錯過些歪瓜劣棗怎麼知道什麼是好。

我若爲王,你必爲後。

我雖然做不了有錢人的後代,但我一定要做有錢人的祖宗。

我喜歡低調,我喜歡慢慢的滲透,我喜歡一點一點的征服,一步一步的策反,我要你一天一天的記取我的名字,我是糖衣炮彈。

我想把自己化作塵埃落定在這荒蕪的紅塵中,真的累了。

我想早戀,可是已經晚了……

我國小十年,中學十二年,我被評爲全校最熟悉的.面孔,新老師來了都跟我打聽學校內幕……

我真的不願意用腳趾頭鄙視你。但兄弟,是你逼我這麼做的。

我終於能笑着回憶你。

喜歡喝酒的人,也喜歡女人,更喜歡朋友。因爲在喝酒的時候,容易想起女人,談論朋友。

想污染一個地方有兩種方法:垃圾,或是鈔票!

小姐的鬍鬚長得如此委婉,想必是位大家閨秀咯!

小爺缺錢缺女人缺心眼,就是***不缺德!

笑是感情的舒展,淚是感情的淨化。

卸無可卸的包袱退無可退的道路忍無可忍的眼淚追無可追的前途。

謝謝你,謝你大爺,謝你全家,謝你祖宗十八代。

心量要大,自我要校

心若沒有棲息的地方,到哪裏都是在流浪!

在你面前,我輸掉了屬於我的那份高傲。

在事實面前,我們的想象力越發達,後果就越不堪設想。

這位帥哥,你好像我下一任男友。 (說此話不臉紅,非人也!)

知道你過得不好,我也就安心了。

擴展閱讀:

非常經典有深度的電影英文臺詞

1.一個人總要走陌生的路,看陌生的風景,聽陌生的歌,然後在某個不經意的瞬間,你會發現,原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那麼忘記了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是長生不老,不是大魚大肉,不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活願望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃,想被愛的時候有人來愛你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.

3.愛情是燈,友情是影子,當燈滅了,你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友,是在最後可以給你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我愛你不是因爲你是誰,而是我在你面前可以是誰。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.愛情,要麼讓人成熟,要麼讓人墮落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重,舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜,大多數人的愛情,都是負重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中,人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人,用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人,再用一天的時間去愛上一個人,到最後呢,卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人,等你獲得真正屬於你的幸福之後,你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富,它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛,但是隨着年齡的增長,終於領悟到愛一個人,就算用一輩子的時間,還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人,體諒這個人,直到愛上爲止,是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.當明天變成了今天成爲了昨天,最後成爲記憶裏不再重要的某一天,我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推着向前走,這不是靜止火車裏,與相鄰列車交錯時,彷彿自己在前進的錯覺,而是我們真實的在成長,在這件事裏成了另一個自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

11.離開我就別安慰我,要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾經擁有的,不要忘記。不能得到的,更要珍惜。屬於自己的,不要放棄。已經失去的,留作回憶。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜歡並習慣了對變化的東西保持着距離,這樣纔會知道什麼是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人,充滿變數,我於是後退一步,靜靜的看着,直到看見真誠的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的愛是俯視而生,而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山,那麼男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界,壞的愛情是你爲了一個人捨棄世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,應該一直留有一個地方,獨自留在那裏。然後去愛。不知道是什麼,不知道是誰,不知道如何去愛,也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情,也許永遠都沒有人。可是,這種等待,就是愛情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有誰不曾爲那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以爲那份癡情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我們才發現,它一直都是很輕,很輕的。我們以爲愛的很深,很深,來日歲月,會讓你知道,它不過很淺,很淺。最深和最重的愛,必須和時日一起成長。

Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在這個世界上,只有真正快樂的男人,才能帶給女人真正的快樂。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果沒有感性,就要理性;如果沒有理性,就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的愛情,需要的不是傷心,而是時間,一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.