急診Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“醫生,救命!請您快點兒到,我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”
“好,我十幾分鍾就到,”
“好的,那……這十幾分鍾我應該做什麼呢?”
“換支筆用!”
英語笑話帶翻譯簡短的2我教老師I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
母親問她年幼的兒子:“寶貝,今天老師教了你些什麼?”
“兒子驕傲地説:什麼都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾,我告訴她等於三。”
英語笑話帶翻譯簡短的.3誰在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?
誰在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉為什麼那麼紅?
弗雷迪:我剛才在大街上跑,為的是阻止一次打架。
媽媽:你做的對,誰和誰在打架。
雷迪:我和傑克·史密斯。