笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。下面是小編爲大家整理的關於英語的小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎大家的閱讀。
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇1
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇2
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃檯，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇3
my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇4
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
醫生住在樓下
“醫生”她衝進屋後大聲說道。
“我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什麼病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇5
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？
尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裏我還見過呢！
老師：那你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說:“家醜不可外揚。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇6
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"
Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."
有個女人給她的丈夫買了生日禮物。
她很激動，並且急於要告訴她的丈夫。她說：“親愛的，我買了兩樣東西給你做生日禮物。我現在就要告訴你，因爲我等不得到那一天才說。一件禮物是一個地墊，可以放在我的梳妝檯前。另一件是一個青銅的小雕像，可以放在客廳的壁爐架上”她還說：“好啦，你準備給我買什麼呢?”
她的丈夫想了一會就說：“我最好是給你買一個刮鬍刀和幾條領帶。這樣我們就可以互相交換禮物了。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇7
but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.
In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."
Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."
可我化妝時沒聽課呀
課堂內，瑪麗對着一個小鏡子束髮，化妝。 老師發現了，說：“你不應該聽課時化妝。”
瑪麗回答說：“可我化妝時沒聽課呀。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇8
Turning over
Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!
Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.
翻個個
護士：不好了，剛接受治療的病人在醫院門口摔倒暈了過去。警察馬上就到。 醫生：彆着急。把他翻個個，弄出他往醫院走的樣子。 大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇4
Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
頭疼
“我頭疼的厲害，要去看看醫生了。”
“胡說八道，昨天我也頭疼，我衝回家吻了妻子一下，馬上不疼了，要不你也試試?”
“好主意，給你妻子打個電話，說我馬上就到。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇9
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar，I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for 10 or 15 cents each.
在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍《奧金·納什集》頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其他的平裝書每本才賣十戴十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet，and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of mately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant，he paid with a $10 bill.“Keep the change，”he said.
我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，掌出一張十美元的票子付賬。“零錢不用找了。”他說。
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇10
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
幽默故事翻譯：
軍營裏有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”
比爾說：“有。”然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。
喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完後把信放進信封裏，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”
比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。
喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱裏，還有...”他停住了。
“你還要什麼?”比爾問。
喬治看着信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇11
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a rvers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一個商場租用了相互毗鄰的.店鋪。旁觀者等着瞧好戲。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying，"Gigantic Sale!”and "Super Bargains!”
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書:“大減價!”“特便宜!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming，“Prices Slashed”and“Fantastic Discounts!”
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱:“大砍價!”“狂打折!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated，“ENTRANCE".
中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着:“入口處”。
英語小笑話帶翻譯 篇12
My husband was showing a box of his baby things，which had been saved for him by his mother to our five-year-old son. He took out a pair of bronzed baby shoes
mounted with an ashtray between them.”Oh, look,Chris,"he said. "These are Daddy's first walking shoes.“
一次，我丈夫拿出一個盒子給我們五歲的兒子看。這個盒子是由他母親替他收藏的他兒時的用品盒。我丈夫從盒子裏取出一雙中間還夾有菸缸的古銅色的童鞋說:“噢，克瑞斯，你看，這就是爸爸學走步時穿的鞋。”
Chris stared in amazement. "Daddy,"he said，”I don't see how you ever learned to walk with that ashtray stuck between your feet.”
克瑞斯吃驚地望着那雙鞋，“爸爸，”他說:“我怎麼就不知道你還學過兩腳夾菸灰缸走路呢。”
