1．Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
2．One should love anim als. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物,因爲它們很好吃。
3．Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人；每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。
4．Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.現在的夢想決定着你的將來,所以還是再睡一會吧。
5．The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？學的越多,知道的越多；知道的越多,忘記的越多；忘記的越多,知道的越少,爲什麼學來着？
6．Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的`親戚。
7．Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。
8．Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.後排座位上的小孩會發生意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
9．God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.上帝決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了餘地。
10．Hard work never killed anybody.?But why take the risk？努力工作不會導致死亡！不過我不會用自己去證明。
