雙語笑話五則

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In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.

pson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too when Tom had his eighteenth birthday，pson took him to his usual bar for the first drank for half an hour，and then pson said to his son，"Now，Tom，I want to teach you a useful must always be careful not to drink too how do you know when you've had enough?Well，I'll tell you see those two lights at the end of the bar?When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home."

"But，Dad，"said Tom，"I can only see one light at the end of the bar."

有益的教訓

在英國，十八歲以下的人不準進酒吧喝酒。

湯普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一個酒吧喝酒，但他從來不帶他的兒子湯姆去，因爲他年紀太小。後來，當湯姆年滿十八歲的時候，湯普森先生第一次帶他去他常去的那家酒吧。他們喝了半個小時，而後，湯普森先生對他兒子說：“湯姆，現在我要告訴你一個有益的教訓。你必須時時小心不要喝得太多。你怎麼知道你喝夠了呢?好，我來告訴你。你看見酒吧那頭有兩盞燈嗎?當那兩盞燈看起來變成四盞的時候，你就喝夠了，應該回家了。

“可是，爸爸。”湯姆說：“在酒吧那頭我只能看見一盞燈。”

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩隻鳥

老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

魚網

你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

雙語笑話：The New Teacher 新老師

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。

喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it question was: When it thunders why do we see the lightening first, then hear the thunder rolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考試

在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

這個問題是：爲什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

尼克的回答是：因爲眼睛在前，耳朵在後。