有很多幽默搞笑英語版的小故事，如果帶有中文翻譯那就更加完美了。下面就讓本站小編給大家分享帶有翻譯的幽默英文小故事吧，希望能對你有幫助!
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A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
一個鄉下人第一次到大城市遊逛。他走進一座大樓，看見一個歲數很大的矮胖女人邁進一個小房間。房間的門隨後關上，有幾個燈在閃亮。一會兒，門開了，電梯裏走出一位年青漂亮的'女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"
鄉下人驚奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地說：“我應該把我的老婆帶來!”
幽默英文小故事：如何清洗一隻貓Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
仔細地打掃衛生間。在馬桶中加入適量的洗髮乳，打開蓋子。帶貓去衛生間的時候，小心地安慰它。
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
麻溜地把貓丟進馬桶，蓋上蓋子(你可能需要站在蓋子上，以防它逃脫)。
CAUTION!!!!!
一定要小心!!!!
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
不要太靠近邊緣，它的爪子可能會伸出來抓住任何可以抓住的東西。
Flush the toilet three or four times.
沖洗馬桶三到四次。
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
讓其他的某人打開出去的門，確保馬桶和外門間沒有人。
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
站得離馬桶儘量遠一點，快速地打開蓋子。洗乾淨的貓會從馬桶裏發射出來並跑出去，然後會去某個地方擦乾自己。
Sincerely,
真誠的，
幽默英文小故事：First Flight第一次坐飛機
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由於朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終於被說服了，登上了飛機。
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友啓動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接着對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”
